I swim in the pool then move to the sauna,
then to the pool again and then the hot tub.
The pool is cold; I jump in quickly to avoid suffering.
I swim back and forth, though the pool is very small
and this doesn't amount to much exercise.
The sauna is in the bathroom.
I douse the hot rocks with eucalyptus oil, and
feel as though I'm covered with fleas.
I sweat like this for a while, then return to the pool,
then move to the hot tub, which is small and unimpressive.
I’ve done this once a day, every day,
for as long as I've been here so far
(I've been here ten billion years).
